A bank president was interviewing a Swedish guy for a job as a teller. He was utterly amazed at the applicant's ability to handle money.
"So," the president says, "tell me, where did you get your training?"
"Yale," the fair-haired youth replied.
"I see," the president says. "An Ivy league boy. I'm impressed! I'm sorry, but what did you say your name was again?"
He answers, "Yackson."