Mrs. Cohn went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered from a discharge.
Said he: "Get undressed, Mrs. Cohn, and lie down on the examining table."
She did, whereupon the doctor put on rubber gloves and began to massage her 'private parts.'
After a couple of minutes he asked: "How does that feel?"
"Wonderful," she replied, "but the discharge is from my ear!"
