Two buddies sitting at the bar in a singles' club and talking about another guy who's sitting at the other end of the bar.
"I don't get it," complained the first guy, "he's not good looking, he has absolutely no taste in clothes, and he drives a beat up wreck of a car ... yet he always manages to go home with the most beautiful women here!"
"Yeah," replies his buddy, "he's not even a good conversationalist, all he does is sit there and lick his eyebrows!"
