Tired of having to stare at the luscious young kitten on the other side of the chain link fence, bold Tommy Tomcat decided to visit her one day.
Settling back on his haunches he gave a mighty leap and landed on the other side; impressed, the lovely cat sauntered over and said, "That was quite a leap. Want to go somewhere and cuddle?"
"Afraid not," said Tommy, a pained expression on his face. "The fence was higher than I thought."
