MyLaffs Joke #635
A WOMAN'S INSTRUCTION BOOK...
1: If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming too high.
2: Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
3: The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason, you're sick of him.
4: Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.
5: A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
6: If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they try harder.
7: Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.
8: Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
9: Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the bath to pee.
10: Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he does already...
11: Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men -- a woman.
12: There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -- strong, caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you could still use them.
13: Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they make great pets.
14: Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per man.
15: There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't" and "stop" (unless they're used together).
16: Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone else's.
17: If a man appears sexy, caring and smart give him a day and he will be back to his usual self.
18: All men are like chickens with their heads cut off when they see beautiful women pass by.
19: If your man appears happy, excited and keeps looking at you all of a sudden he is probably checking out the women behind you.
