MyLaffs Joke #625
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HOW TO TELL IF YOUR VIAGRA IS WORKING

- At work, they call you a spiritualist because when you sit down at a meeting, the table floats.
- Your face is very pale due to lack of blood.
- When you walk into a sauna, everyone stands and applauds. They begin to call you "the tripod."
- You begin to think your mother in law is pretty.
- Sunbathing nude outside standing: Birds perch on it.
- Sunbathing nude outside lying down: You look like a sundial.
- Everyone at the bank, grocery, etc ... lets you go to the front of the line.
- Compared to you, Pinocchio doesn't look like such a liar.
- You always lose limbo contests.
- Lewinsky wants you to be President someday.
- You can make drawings in the sand without having to find a stick.
- You like to sleep on your back, so you had to remove the ceiling fan.
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