MyLaffs Joke #622
Bill, Michael, and their blonde friend Stacy were in the pub enjoying a few quiet drinks one night, when they decided to get in on the weekly raffle. They bought five $1 tickets each, seeing it was for charity.
The following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize.
Bill won the first prize: a whole year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce.
Michael won the second prize: six month's supply of gourmet spaghetti.
Stacy won the sixth prize: a toilet brush.
When they met in the pub a week later, Stacy asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes.
"Great," said Michael. "I love spaghetti."
"So do I," said Brian. "And how's the toilet brush, Stacy?"
"Not so good," Stacy confided. "I'm going to have to go back to paper."
