MyLaffs Joke #621
MANLY QUIZ:
1: In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
a) lovemaking
b) screwing
c) Driving the pigskin bus into tuna town
2: You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
a) your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) your blood-test results
c) five tequila slammers
3: You time your orgasm so that:
a) your partner climaxes first
b) you both climax simultaneously
c) you don't miss Sportscenter
4: Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
a) healthy, creative love-play
b) not the sort of thing your wife would ever agree to
c) not the sort of thing your wife needs ever find out about
5: Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
a) the best part of the experience
b) the second best part of the experience
c) $100 extra
6: Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:
a) No concern of yours
b) not a problem, she can join your gym
c) a conservative estimate
7: You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a) a myth
b) an oxymoron
c) a moron
8: Foreplay is to sex as:
a) appetizer is to entree
b) primer is to paint
c) a line is to an amusement park ride
9: Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
a) "I hope we can still be friends,"
b) "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep,"
c) "Welcome to Dumpsville, population, YOU."
10: A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
a) needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy
b) is uptight and a waste of time
c) shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.
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SCORING:
If you answered "a" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.
If you answered "b" more than seven times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused.
If you answered "c" more than 7 times, "YOU DA MAN!"
