MyLaffs Joke #617
ROOM SERVICE?
ROOM SERVICE: "Morny ... ruin sorbees"
GUEST: "Sorry ... I thought I dialed room service"
ROOM SERVICE: "Rye .. ruin sorbees .. morny. Djewish to odor sunteen?"
GUEST: "Uh, yes. I'd like some bacon and eggs"
ROOM SERVICE: "Ow july den?"
GUEST: "What?"
ROOM SERVICE: "Ow july den? ... pry, boy, pooch?"
GUEST: "Oh, the eggs. How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please"
ROOM SERVICE: "Ow july dee baycheem ... crease?"
GUEST: "Crisp will be fine"
ROOM SERVICE: "Hokay. An san toes?"
GUEST: "What?"
ROOM SERVICE: "San toes. July san toes?"
GUEST: "I don't think so"
ROOM SERVICE: "No? Judo one toes?"
GUEST: "I feel really bad about this but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means"
ROOM SERVICE: "Toes, toes! Why jew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"
GUEST: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'. Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine"
ROOM SERVICE: "We bother?"
GUEST: "No, just put the bother on the side"
ROOM SERVICE: "Wad??"
GUEST: "I mean butter ... just put it on the side"
ROOM SERVICE: "Copy?"
GUEST: "Sorry?"
ROOM SERVICE: "Copy ... tea ... mill?"
GUEST: "Yes, coffee please, and that's all"
ROOM SERVICE: "One minnie. Ash ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy ... rye?"
GUEST: "Whatever you say"
ROOM SERVICE: "Tendjewberrymud"
GUEST: "You're welcome"
