MyLaffs Joke #616
So, there's this guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink... staring into the glass... deep in thought.
He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs the drink, and drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"No, it's not that. Today has been the worst day of my life. First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss, outraged, fired me on the spot. When I left the building and headed to my car, I found it had been stolen. The cops said they could do nothing.
So, I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I had left my wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And then when I was finally going to end it all, you show up, grab my glass and drink my poison..."
