MyLaffs Joke #607
BLONDE JOKES
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
A: The 1984 Hide and Seek World Champion.
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Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: A golden retriever.
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Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell.... she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
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Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
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Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for two hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
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Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?
A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.
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Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.
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Q: What's the difference between Elvis and smart blondes?
A: Elvis has been sighted.
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Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
A: She turned it over and used the other side.
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Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.
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Q: How does a blonde high-5?
A: She smacks herself in the forehead.
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Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
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Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: She kept throwing out all the "W"s
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Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.
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Q: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's writing on the white-out.
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Q: How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.
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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
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Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
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BLONDE #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
BLONDE #2: "No, who wrote it?"
