MyLaffs Joke #589
A traveling salesman's car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. He knocks on a farmhouse door and says, "My car broke down a ways back. Got a phone I can use to call for help?"
"Nope," the farmer replies. "I ain't got no phone here. But if you want, I can give you a ride into town in the morning to get some help."
The salesman agrees, and the farmer shows him to his room.
"What's that?" he asks, spying a wall of eggs.
"My daughter is behind that wall," the farmer continues, "If any of them eggs are broke in the morning, I'm gonna kill you. Agreed?"
The salesman nods and goes to bed. Later, he hears the daughter moaning from behind her wall. He can't control himself anymore, he has to see her. Rushing through the wall, he finds that she is beautiful. They spend the whole night making wild passionate love.
In the morning, the salesman hears the farmer climbing the stairs. In a panic, he grabs some glue and starts gluing the eggshells back together. He has just finishes the wall, when the farmer bursts into the room.
Looking at the wall, the farmer says, "So, you managed to control yourself. Come on, I'll make you breakfast."
He grabs a couple of eggs from the wall. As he sits at the breakfast table, the salesman is petrified. He knows that the eggs the farmer picked are empty, and he knows the farmer will catch on to what happened. As the farmer cracks open an egg, nothing comes out.
He cracks open a second egg, again, nothing. He cracks a third egg, nothing again. Looking right at the salesman, a frown appearing on his face, he says, "Hmm! That damn rooster's been using rubbers again!"
