MyLaffs Joke #569
TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A LOSER
10: You're not even welcome at Star Trek conventions.
9: Black cats have a saying about you.
8: Your parents ask you to be a foreign exchange student - forever.
7: The school bus driver makes you jump for it.
6: Your grandmother once baked you razor-studded cookies.
5: You donate your body to science but science doesn't want it.
4: Your mother tied a pork chop around your neck and the dog still wouldn't play with you.
3: You once lost a popularity contest to a child-molesting Nazi lawyer with body odor.
2: You were just featured on America's Least Wanted.
1: You're ready to commit suicide by jumping off a bridge when a naïve angel comes down from Heaven to show you what life would be like had you never existed. Unfortunately he finds out that things actually would have been better without you around so he pushes your sorry butt over the side himself.
