MyLaffs Joke #567
CHURCH FOOTBALL
QUARTERBACK SNEAK
- Church members quietly leaving during the invitation.
HALFTIME
- The period between Sunday School and worship when many choose to leave
BENCHWARMER
- Those who do not sing, pray, work, or apparently do anything but sit.
BACKFIELD-IN-MOTION
- Making a trip to the back (restroom or water fountain) during the service.
STAYING IN THE POCKET
- What happens to a lot of money that should be given to do the Lord's work.
TWO-MINUTE WARNING
- The point at which you realize the sermon is almost over and begin to gather up your children and belongings.
INSTANT REPLAY
- The preacher loses his notes and falls back on last week's illustrations.
TRAP
- You're called on to pray and are asleep.
END RUN
- Getting out of church quick, without speaking to any guest or fellow member.
FLEX DEFENSE
- The ability to allow absolutely nothing said during the sermon to affect your life.
HALFBACK OPTION
- The decision of 50% of the congregation not to return for the evening service.
BLITZ
- The rush for the restaurants following the closing prayer.
