MyLaffs Joke #566
THE TOP 10 SIGNS YOU'RE AT A BAD MOTEL
1: The "complimentary" paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.
2: The mint on the pillow starts moving when you come close to it.
3: The "magic fingers vibration" is supplied by giving a quarter to the town epileptic.
4: There is still some stuff that they put around crime scenes that is yellow.
5: The pictures are not placed for decoration but to cover up recent bullet holes.
6: You have to wait until the guy next door is done with the towel so you can use it.
7: There's a chalk outline in the bed when you pull back the covers.
8: The desk clerk has to move the body in order to get some ice for you.
9: The Only TV station you can get is a porno channel with Roseanne on it.
10: The wake up call comes courtesy of police helicopter.
