MyLaffs Joke #564
Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Rachel Hunter are flying to a models' conference in Paris, when suddenly the Captain of the plane announces: "We have just lost all power to the engines of the plane and are going to make an emergency crash landing... please assume the crash position immediately!"
The three models look at each other and start preparing for the worst.
Claudia quickly pulls out some lipstick and make-up and starts to fix up her face.
Bewildered, Naomi and Rachel ask: "What in the hell are you doing Claudia?"
"We're about to crash!" Claudia responds: "And I know for a fact that the rescue workers will save the girls who have the best looking faces first. That's why I'm putting on my make-up."
Immediately Rachel Hunter rips open her blouse to expose two beautiful mounts of flesh which inexplicably defy the law of gravity.
Totally confused, Naomi and Claudia shout: "Rachel have you lost your senses??? We're about to die! Why are you baring your breasts for everyone to see?"
Rachel responds: "Let's face it... in a plane crash, the rescue workers are going to save a women with big beautiful breasts before they'd save one with a pretty face. That's why I'm exposing my tits!"
Not hesitating for a moment, Naomi Campbell pulls off her skirt and removes her panties, exposing her pubic region.
Freaking out, Claudia and Rachel yell: "Naomi, are you fucking crazy??? Why are you exposing your crotch for everyone to see?"
Naomi responds: "BITCHES, PLEASE! I know for a fact that the first thing the rescue workers look for in a plane crash is a black box!!
