MyLaffs Joke #561
EXCERPT FROM AN AUSTRALIAN EDITION OF MILLS & BOON :
We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening horizon. The warm breeze was full of that earthly, musky scent that only those fortunate enough to live outside the urban rat race know.
A quiet whispering of the leaves in the weeping willow overhead added the final touch to the most romantic scene. We lay there, both naked as nature intended. I knew I had to make her mine. And soon.
Without a word being spoken, I moved myself to a position of dominance. I could feel instantly that this was what she had been waiting for as she drew herself ever closer to me.
I moved slowly at first, inch by inch, until we were fully one. Then as tension rose, we reached out towards the ultimate. Although inexperienced, she approached every change of position with enthusiasm, moaning with despair every time I temporarily withdrew.
As tension heightened towards the ineffable climax, it was all I could do to hold out until the moment we had been both waiting for came upon us. As it did so we rolled together in the now damp grass.
The last deep orange glow of the long set sun melted into the darkness of approaching night and we lay there still entwined in fierce embrace. I kissed her long and loving and whispered how good she had been. Tenderly and sensuously she licked my inner ear and whispered "Baaaa", before rejoining the flock.
