MyLaffs Joke #558
A policeman who was trying to make a name for himself was waiting near a local tavern trying to nab a drunk driver. While he watched, a tavern regular staggered out the door, bounced off a lamppost and sat on the curb for five minutes holding his head in his hands.
The fellow finally got up and staggered to his car. I took him 3 minutes to find his keys, locate the doorlock on his car and finally get the door open. After getting in the car he just sat there.
"Soon as he gets moving I'll get him" said the cop to himself.
While he waited for his target to move several other people came out of the bar, started their cars and drove off.
Finally the lights went out in the tavern and the bartender came out and drove away.
At last the fellow started his car and pulled out of the parking lot. The cop immediately started his lights and siren and pulled the driver over to the curb.
After administering a breathalyzer test and having the fellow walk the yellow line he determined that his suspect was sober as a judge.
"What's going on?" asked the cop. "When I saw you leave that bar, you could hardly walk!"...
The fellow replied, "Oh, tonight was my turn to be the designated decoy."
