MyLaffs Joke #557
RULES THAT GUYS WISHED WOMEN KNEW
1: Crying is blackmail.
2: Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
3: Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4: Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
5: Get rid of your cat.
6: Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
7: Anything you wear is fine. Really.
8: Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
9: You have too many shoes.
10: If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
11: Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up put it down.
12: Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
13: Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
14: Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
15: A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
16: Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
17: Sunday = Sports.
18: If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
19: If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
20: Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
21: Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
22: You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.
23: Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
24: You have enough clothes.
25: Nothing says "I love you" like sex.
