MyLaffs Joke #556
A beachcomber of twenty-five had been shipwrecked on a desert island since the age of six. One day, while in search of food, he stumbled across a beautifully sensuous female lying on the beach nearly naked; she'd been washed ashore from another shipwreck just that morning.
After they got over their initial surprise at seeing each other, the girl wanted to know how long he'd been alone on this barren bit of land.
"Almost twenty years," he said.
"Twenty years!" she exclaimed. "But how ever did you survive?"
Oh, I fish, dig for clams and gather berries and coconuts," he replied.
"And what do you do for sex?" she asked.
"What's that?" He looked puzzled. Whereupon the bold maiden pulled the innocent beachcomber down onto the sand beside her and proceeded to demonstrate.
After they had finished, she asked how he had enjoyed it.
"Great!" was the reply. "But look what it did to my clam digger!"
