MyLaffs Joke #540
MORE QUESTIONS and ANSWERS
Q: What goes well with apple pie, but not pussy?
A: Crust.
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Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she was still alive today?
A: Scraping at the lid of her coffin.
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Q: Why did god give men penises?
A: So we'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up!
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Q: What's the difference between a mugger and a peeping Tom?
A: A mugger snatches watches.
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Q: What kind of license do lesbians need?
A: A licker license.
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Q: What do lesbians do after an argument?
A: They go home and lick each others wounds.
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Q: What do vegetarian worms eat??
A: Linda McCartney.
