MyLaffs Joke #538
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20 THINGS YOU WISH YOU HEARD YOUR WIFE/GIRLFRIEND SAY

1: I'll swallow it all... I just love the taste of cum.
2: Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3: I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!
4: Shouldn't you be down the pub with your mates?
5: That fart was great! Do another one!
6: I've decided to stop wearing clothes in the house.
7: You're so sexy with a hangover.
8: I'd rather go and play Virtual Fighter than go shopping.
9: Let's start subscribing to Penthouse.
10: Would you like to see a video of me going down on my friend?
11: Just for a change can we try anal sex tonight?
12: I really like football, can you take me to a game.
13: You'd better drive, you're far safer than I am, and besides everyone knows women can't drive.
14: Actually we shouldn't have been given the vote, we're better off in the kitchen.
15: I think a big motorbike is a good idea.
16: I don't care if my bum looks big in this, let's just go and get pissed.
17: We haven't gone out with your mates for a while, shall we all go to a nightclub.
18: Why can't you let your hair down and have a few joints with me.
19: I know you're already late for work, but can I gag on it just one more time.
20: Aim where you like, it's really good for my skin.
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