MyLaffs Joke #537
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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
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Posh Spice was pulled over the other week for suspected drink driving.
When questioned she said she'd only had a pint of Becks.
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What does a warm toilet seat and your girlfriends pussy have in common??
You always wonder who was there before you!
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Have you heard about that disease that you get from shagging birds?
Chirpes? It's one of those canarial diseases. I hear it's untweetable.
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A seal walks into a club....
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How do you know if a guy has a high sperm count?
His girlfriend has to chew before swallowing!
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Why do we have orgasms?
How else would we know when to stop?
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What's the definition of indefinitely?
When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you're in.... definitely!
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What do Kodak film have in common with condoms?
Both capture the moment.
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A Chinese couple is in bed. The husband says he wants 69.
His wife says, "Why you want Beef and Broccoli now?"
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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
Bad Golfer: "Whack!" "Fuck!"
Bad Skydiver: "Fuck!!" "Whack!!"
