MyLaffs Joke #536
Little Louise, five, is taking a walk in the park with her little dog Fido when suddenly a big skinhead grabs Fido and tears its head and feet off whilst laughing maniacally at her. Little Louise runs home in a state of deep shock, crying to her mum: "Whhaaaahhhhaaahh, a big skinhead jumped out in the park... and he pulled my little doggy apart in the park, and he laughed at me and......"
Louise's mother immediately picks up a hefty meat cleaver and makes her way with her daughter to the park where she is fully intent on sorting the bastard out: the skinhead however manages to wrestle the cleaver from her and proceeds to prick out the mother's eyes and cut her throat, right in front of Louise.
Deeply shocked little Louise runs all the way home again to her dad where she hysterically cries "Whaaahaaaaaahhaa... skinhead.... in the park.... my dog's dead... mother's eyes have been cut out.... Whaaahaaaahhah.... murdered... blood all over the place" etc etc. Her dad immediately gets out his twelve bore shotgun and marches over to the park to wreck revenge. The skinhead however manages to grab the gun from dad, sticks the barrel in the dad's mouth and blows his brains out.
Louise runs away into the arms of an elderly gent reading his newspaper on a park bench. "Whaaahaaahaaaaa... big skinhead,... my poor little doggy.... murdered, mother...... dad's head's all over the place.........
The old man smiles at little Louise, unzips his trousers and says "It's not your day is it?!
