MyLaffs Joke #535
A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of the young woman he'd been seeing for some time. He was quite nervous about the meeting though and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress. The problem developed into one of acute flatulence and halfway through the canapés the young man realised he couldn't hold it one second longer without exploding. A tiny fart escaped.
"SPOT!" called the young woman's mother to the family dog, lying at the young man's feet. Relieved at the dog's having been blamed the young man let another slightly larger one go.
"SPOT!" she called out sharply.
"I've got it made" thought the fellow to himself. One more and I'll feel fine. So he let loose a really big one.
"SPOT!" shrieked the mother, "For fucks sake get over here before he shits on you!"
