MyLaffs Joke #515
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Three blokes are sitting with their dogs in a pub by a nice log fire, and they get talking about them. The first one says "My dog is called Woodworker... Go, Woodworker! At 'im, boy."

The dog immediately grabs a log from the fire with his teeth and uses his claws to fashion a beautiful wooden figurine.

The next one says, "My dog is called Stoneworker... Go, Stoneworker! Come by, lad!"

The dog drags a stone from the fireplace, goes at it and a beautiful carving emerges.

The third one looks at the other two and says, "Well, my dog is called Ironworker."

He puts the tongs into the fire and leaves them until they get red-hot. "Now," he says, picking up the hot tongs, "I'll just slap him on the bollocks with these, and you watch him make a bolt for the door."
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