MyLaffs Joke #513
A bloke went into the pub and spotted two gorgeous women sitting by the bar. "Monster," he thought, "I'll have a shot at these two."
So he walked over, introduced himself and asked if he could buy them some drinks. They accepted, so fancying his luck he bought them some more and stayed and chatted with them. After a few rounds the women just stood up and walked off, without saying anything.
"Fuck," thought the bloke, "I guess I blew it." About half an hour later, though, one of the women walked back in and said,
"Thanks for the drinks, by the way."
The bloke nodded glumly, and said "Sure."
She then said, "Y'know, my girlfriend's out in the car right now with her legs spread. She wants to know if you'd like to smell her pussy."
Suddenly excited again, the bloke said, "God, yes, absolutely."
The woman smiled sexily, took a big, deep breath, exhaled in his face, and said: "Smells good, eh?"
