MyLaffs Joke #512
This bloke with a parrot is getting married. On the day of the wedding, he says to the parrot, "Listen, my wife and I are coming back here to pack after the wedding, and no matter what you hear, do not turn around or I'll break your damned neck! We want some privacy!"
The parrot reluctantly agrees. The happy couple then come back from the wedding and start packing, but they can't get the suitcase closed.
"Get on top," says the bloke, "that'll do it."
She gives it a shot, but despite much effort and grunting it doesn't close.
His wife then says, "Look, you get on top, that'll be better."
They heave away again, with no luck.
Finally, the bloke says, "I tell you what, let's both get on top; that should fix it!"
The parrot immediately turns around and says, "Neck or no neck, I have got to see this!"
