MyLaffs Joke #510
A woman is drying herself after a shower when she suddenly slips and lands spread-legged on the bathroom floor. She tries to stand up but she has landed so hard her pussy has stuck to the floor, creating such a vacuum that she can't move. She calls out to her husband for help.
He tries with all his strength to lift her but she won't budge. So he goes next door and gets his neighbour.
Both pull like oxen but she just won't move. She's well and truly stuck to the floor. Suddenly the neighbour says, "Why don't we just get a hammer and break the floor tiles around her and lift her up that way?"
"Great idea", says the husband, "but just let me rub her tits a little to arouse her".
"Why?" asks the confused neighbour.
"So I can slide her into the kitchen. The tiles are cheaper in there."
