MyLaffs Joke #505
There was a farmer who owned a bull and a cow and was trying desperately to mate the two. No matter what he did the bull didn't want any. Finally he went to a friend who claimed to have had the same problem. So he asked him what could he do.
The friend told him that he had to stick his arm up the cows pussy and rub it on the bull's nose. After doing so the bull went crazy and started humping the cow over and over.
With the success of the bull the farmer starts to wonder if this will work for him. So that night he gets in bed and starts playing with his wife. He rubs his nose with his hand and gets the biggest boner he has ever had.
He wakes his wife and tells her to look.
She looks, and with a mean look on her face says, "You woke me up to show me that you have a bloody nose."
