MyLaffs Joke #503
This guy's forgotten his wife's birthday. It's 5 to 6 in the evening and he's rushing around trying to find an open shop. Bugger, he thinks, when he sees a pet store about to close. He rushes in an in a flash of inspiration decides to buy his wife a parrot.
Sadly the pet store owner is fresh out of parrots. Indeed, he's fresh out of everything, except a lone frog....
At his wits end, but desperate, he decides to take the frog nonetheless. The owner pops it into a box and off he goes.
About 2km down the road the frog pops the lid off the box, peaks out and chirps: "Hello, how'd you like a blow job?"
Well, the guy nearly rolls his car in surprise, not only at the fact that the frog can talk, but at it's rather interesting offer. Feeling he has nothing to lose, he replies: "Cool, a talking frog... yeah sure, do your stuff".
Ten minutes later he's in heaven! Best blow job he's ever had....
Well, he gets home and gives his wife the frog in the box proclaiming: "Happy Birthday!"
"Good grief!", she says lifting the lid, "what must I do with this?"
"Teach it cook and then fuck off!"
