MyLaffs Joke #501
This huge black piece of Tarmac walks into the pub... "Pint of lager Barman and make it fast" he says...
The Barman shits himself and pours him a pint...
The piece of tarmac downs it in one and smashes the glass on the floor....
"Another pint" he growls, the barman panics and pours him another beer..
"Do you know how fucking hard I am" says the piece of tarmac....
Ten minutes later a small piece of red tarmac walks into the pub....
The big black piece of tarmac shits himself and legs it out of the fire exit.....
The next day, the barman questions the piece of black tarmac on his hardness....
"I thought you were solid" he says....
The piece of tarmac replies "I am solid but I'm not messing with him he's a fucking cycle path........."
