MyLaffs Joke #494
A woman goes to the gynaecologist for the first time... she's lying on her back with her feet in the stirrups when the doctor comes in. He lifts up the sheet and recoils in shock. "My goodness", he says, "You have a HUGE pussy!"
She's upset, of course, and runs home in tears... Then she starts to think - this guy would know, right? After all, he IS a doctor. Now she's curious, so she puts a mirror on the floor, strips from the waist down, and stands over the mirror so she can check it out.
Just then her husband comes home. "What the hell are you doing?" he asks.
She's embarrassed to say, so she sways her hips a little and says, "Oh, I'm just dancing..."
He says, "Better watch out... You'll fall in that big fucking hole in the floor".
