MyLaffs Joke #493
The sailor and the priest were playing golf. The sailor was not very good at it, and uttered a loud "FUCK, I missed!" each time he missed.
The priest tolerated him for a few minutes and couldn't take it any more. "Do not swear thus, my friend, or God will punish you".
It didn't make a difference, the sailor continued unabated. One after another, the sailor played badly, and followed up with "FUCK, I missed!!".
Again, the priest said "Do not utter such profanities, or God will show you a sign".
It didn't help, and the next stroke missed was followed by a loud "FUCK, I missed!!".
A bolt of lightning dropped out of the clouds and struck the priest dead.
Suddenly, a voice was heard in the clouds, "FUCK, I missed!!!"
