MyLaffs Joke #492
MORE QUESTIONS and ANSWERS
Q: How are women and rocks alike?
A: You skip the flat ones.
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Q: What's a blonde's favourite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme
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Q: What do you call a gay's balls?
A: Mud flaps.
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Q: Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts?
A: Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
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Q: Why do women fake orgasm?
A: Because men fake foreplay!
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Q: What do electric toy trains and breasts have in common?
A: They're usually intended for the children, but it's the husbands who end up playing with them!
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Q: What do you have when you've got 2 little balls in your hand?
A: A man's undivided attention.
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Q: Why do men float better then women?
A: 'Cause men are scum!
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Q: What do David Beckham and Ferrero Rochere have in common???
A: They both come (cum) in a Posh box!!!!
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Q: What's worse than having a dead skunk on your piano?
A: Having a sick beaver on your organ.
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Q: Why can't they find a cure for AIDS?
A: They can't get the mice to buttfuck.
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Q: There are two fleas on a pussy. One is smoking dope, what's the other one doing?
A: Sniffing crack.
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Q: What do you call a dog with real short legs and steel testicles?
A: Sparky.
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Q: What's the difference between a hog and a man?
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can fuck some pig.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with peanut butter?
A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
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Q: What do you call a bull that is playing with himself?
A: Beef strokenoff.
