MyLaffs Joke #490
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Some Gangsters, think of robbing a bank, make the best plan that can be made and start to work. A day or two later they are able to get in the bank. They see hundreds of safes. The head gangster opens the first one up. The only thing they find in there is a vanilla pudding.

The Head Gangster says, "Ok, what can we do, at least we can eat it."

So they eat the pudding. They open up the second safe and there's another vanilla pudding. They eat this one too. This process goes on for the rest of the safes. They get out all stuffed. An they say, "At least we were able to eat!"

Next day, on the news: "Yesterday the biggest sperm bank in the USA was robbed by an unknown group of people."
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