MyLaffs Joke #489
A sailor who has been at sea for several months comes into port and heads for a brothel. He tells the man at the desk he'd like some sex, but he doesn't have much money.
The man tells him a girl will cost him $40 and a sex show $20.
The sailor is desperate as he only has $5, having lost most of his money in cards games aboard ship. "You've got to help me out! I've been at sea for months and I really need some sex. You've got to do something for me. Please!"
The man thinks for a moment, takes the money, and directs the sailor to one of the upstairs rooms. Once inside the room the sailor looks around but the only thing he sees is a chicken. Desperate for some action, he resigns himself to fuck the chicken and quickly leaves.
Two weeks later, he returns, this time having won a few bucks on ship. "What do you have for $20," he asks.
The man directs him upstairs once again to a different room. Opening the door, the room is packed with men shoulder to shoulder all watching lesbians through a one-way mirror on the wall.
The sailor's eyes light up as he watches and remarking to a man standing next to him, "This is great."
The man replies, "If you think this is great, you should have been here 2 weeks ago. There was a guy fucking a chicken!"
