MyLaffs Joke #485
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This guy had invented an amazing fruit, and he wanted to get it patented. So he took his amazing fruit to the patent office and told the guy he had grown it and that there was no other fruit like it.

Well the guy takes a piece of the fruit and takes a bite out of it and says "It tastes like an apple."

The inventor then says, turn it over and take another bite. So he does.

"Humm, it tastes like a pear."

Then he takes a different piece of fruit and takes a bite out of it and says, "this tastes like an orange." then he turns it over and takes another bite and says, "this tastes like a grapefruit."

He says this is really good but if you could find a way to make this taste like pussy you would really have something!"

So the inventor leaves and about a month later he comes back saying, "I did it!"

So the guy takes a bite out of the fruit and says, "This taste like shit!"

So the guy says, "Turn it over."
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