MyLaffs Joke #478
One day an old lady was sitting on her front stoop rocking her last hours away in her old rockin chair. She was thinking back on her life and of the things she had done and of the things she wished she had done, a wistful smile upon her lips and a dreamy look in her eyes. When suddenly in a sweet smelling puff of smoke her fairy godmother appeared.
Clapping her hands together in delight the fairy godmother smiles at the old lady and says, "I am your fairy godmother and I am here to grant you 3 wishes."
The old lady looks at the fairy for a long time then says, "I know the first thing I want is to be young and beautiful again."
"POOF" The fairy made the woman young and beautiful.
The old lady, now a young girl looks at herself and at her old house then says to the fairy, "Secondly, I wish to be so wealthy that even my great, great, great, great grandchildren will not have to worry about money."
"POOF" The fairy turned the old woman's house into a golden house with gems piled about.
The old lady, now a young girl gasps in wonderment. "Oh my," she says, "now what else on earth could I ever wish for?"
She sits there and rocks some more and then from the corner of her eye she sees her old cat sleeping upon the stoop. "I know what my last wish will be." she says. "I wish for you to turn my old cat into a young handsome man who adores only me."
"POOF" The fairy turns the cat into a wonderfully handsome man.
The man slowly makes his way to the girl and bends over her and cups her chin in his hand, kissing her softly on her ruby lips. Then he whispers in her ear..... "Aren't you sorry you had me neutered?"
