MyLaffs Joke #475
A man arrives at the Emergency Room for treatment, and as the Doctor enters the examining room, he asks the patient "What seems to be the problem?".
The man explains that he was out hunting when he felt the need to answers natures call, and having dropped his pants to evacuate his bowels, he attempted to back up against a fallen limb for support. The limb however broke and when he landed on his arse, the man said he fell into a bears trap which immediately snapped shut upon his testicles.
The Doctor said "My god man that's terrible!"
Yes, Exclaimed the patient. "It was the SECOND WORST PAIN I HAVE EVER FELT!"
Astonished, the doctor replied: "Second Worst! What on earth could be a more painful event that that?"
The man said: "WHEN THE CHAIN RAN OUT."
