MyLaffs Joke #469
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One day the sheriff sees Billy Bob walking around town naked, except for his gun belt and boots.

The sheriff says, "Billy Bob, what the hell are you doing, walking around town naked?"

Billy Bob replies, "Well sheriff, It's a long story. Me and Mary Lou was down on the farm, and we started cuddlin'. Mary Lou said we should go in the barn. Inside the barn, we started kissin' and cuddlin'. Things got pretty hot'n'heavy. Well, Mary Lou started takin' off her clothes, she said I should do the same. Well, I took off all my clothes 'cept my gun belt and boots. Mary Lou lay on the ground and spread her legs. Then she said 'Billy Bob, go to town'. So I Did!"
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