MyLaffs Joke #464
One hunter was describing one of his adventures to another hunter:
"One day, while I was out hunting, I came across this big, hungry looking Bear. I started running for my hunting cabin. The bear was hot on my tail, getting closer and closer. I thought that I was a goner, then all of a sudden, the bear slipped and fell. I took advantage of the situation, and continued making a beeline for my cabin. The bear got up again and started chasing me again. He gained on me, and again I thought I was a goner, then the bear slipped again. He got up again, started chasing me, and slipped again. This time, it gave me enough time to get safely inside the cabin and lock the door."
"Holy cow," said his fellow hunter. "If I were you, I would have shit my pants."
"What do you think the bear was slipping on?"
