MyLaffs Joke #462
TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK
10: "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9: "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
8: "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"
7: "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6: "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5: "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4: "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
3: "The coffee machine is broken..."
2: "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...
1: " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."
