MyLaffs Joke #448
This guy only had $5.00, but he just had to have some sex, so he went to the whore house and asked what he could get for $5.00.
The madam said she didn't have anything, but the guy insisted he had to get laid. She finally felt sorry for the poor bastard, so she took him up to an old lady who cleans up the place, and said he could have her for $5.00. They started getting it on, but it was really dry and rough. After a while, however, it got really moist and smooth. He finally exploded, and they started talking about it. He told her how rough it was to start, but how great it got, and that it was the best he'd ever had, once things started moving! She said, "Yea, I know what you mean, once all those scabs came off, it really felt GREAT for me too!"
