Marge was getting pretty upset about her husband's lack of attention and decided to come on a little stronger to him. After dinner, she put on her sexy, backless nightgown backward and sauntered into the living room. "Notice anything?" she asked slyly.
"Yes, you've got your nightgown on backward," her husband answered simply.
"How could you tell?" she cooed. "Because the shit stains are in the front," he said.
