A man is walking along the high street and goes into a clockmakers/jewellers shop. Once inside he sees a drop-dead gorgeous assistant behind the desk. He goes over to her, drops his trousers and places his cock on the counter.
"What do you think you're doing" she yells "This is a clock makers shop"
"I know that love" comes the reply "and I want you to put two hands and a face on this!"
