MyLaffs Joke #432
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Q: What's the most common cause of hearing loss amongst men?
A: Wife saying she wants to talk to him.
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Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A widow.
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5 days a week my body is a temple.
The other two, it's an amusement park.
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Q: Why is it good to have a wife?
A: Because sooner or later something will go wrong that you can't blame on the government.
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Did you hear about the asthmatic muff diver?
He can only breathe in snatches.
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HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?
WIFE: That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
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What is the definition of a best mate?
One who goes down town, has two blow jobs, comes back - and gives you one!!!
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"The vicar is late coming this morning." thought Mrs. Smith as she stirred her tea with the other hand.
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A midget slides up to a tall blonde and says, "Hey, what do you say to a little fuck?"
She says, "Hello, you little fuck."
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Why do women fart after they pee?
They can't shake the drops off, so they blow-dry it!
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My wife makes so much noise when she makes love that even the neighbours have started to complain.
So, I don't let her go over there anymore.
