MyLaffs Joke #429
QUESTION and ANSWER
Q: What weighs six pounds and is not going to get plucked this year?
A: John Denver's guitar.
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Q: What's white and slides down toilet walls?
A: George Michael's latest release.
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Q: What's the difference between a muff-dive and a speed-trap?
A: With a muff-dive you always have clear view of the cunt!!
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Q: What do spaghetti and women have in common?
A: They both wiggle when you eat them......
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Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
A: To smell like Big Girls.
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Q: What do you call a woman making a clay pot and balancing 12 pint of Guinness on her head?
A: Beertricks Potter
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Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A: Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.
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Q: What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
A: S and M and M
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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lb.
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Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes
