MyLaffs Joke #421
There are these two brothers. One of them is eight and one of them is nine. On Christmas morning, they both run downstairs and start ripping open their presents. When they are done, the eight year old is sitting in the middle of a huge pile of toys - everything from Lego's to trucks to action figures. And all the nine year old gets is a matchbox car. So, the eight year old is playing with all his toys teasing his brother by saying, "Haha... I got all these toys and all you got is a matchbox car."
The nine year old is playing quietly with his matchbox car and responds to his brother, "Yeah, but at least I don't have cancer."
