MyLaffs Joke #415
HOW MANY MALE CHAUVINISTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
None. Let the bitch do the dishes in the dark.
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WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR WIFE AND YOUR JOB?
After 5 years your job still sucks.
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WHY DO MEN FART MORE THAN WOMEN?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
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WHAT 'S THE DIFFENCE BETWEEN YOUR BONUS AND YOUR DICK?
You don't have to beg a woman to blow your bonus.
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WHAT'S WORSE THAN A MALE CHAUVINIST PIG?
A bitch who won't do as she's told.
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WHY ARE WIVES LIKE CONDOMS?
They both spend too much time in your wallet, and not enough time on the end of your dick.
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HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO FIX A VACUUM CLEANER?
Why the fuck should we fix it, we don't use the damn thing.
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HOW ARE WOMEN LIKE PARKING SPACES?
The best ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
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WHY DO WOMEN HAVE PERIODS?
Because they deserve them.
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WHY DID THE WOMAN CROSS THE ROAD?
Who cares, what the fuck was she doing out of the kitchen anyway.
